just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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