Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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