maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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