my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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