yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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