He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i now understand why vodka
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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