With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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