PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Apparently you make a good broom.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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