He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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