we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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