Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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