we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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