Dude my mom stole all your condoms
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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