everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
everyone is single if you try hard enough
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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