So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I touched a dick in church today
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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