please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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