i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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