Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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