Little spoons don't ask big questions
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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