this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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