Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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