508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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