There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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