I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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