i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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