I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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