Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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