I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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