mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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