Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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