I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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