so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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