I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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