He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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