whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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