I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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