What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
ttyl tear gas
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
BRING THE BAGELS
True strength comes from lack of pants
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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