I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My ass is underappreciated
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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