But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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