He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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