I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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