So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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