yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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