All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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