I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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