I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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