Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
