i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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