you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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