Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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