have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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