The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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