return my video game
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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